Watching Grass Die? You must be insane.....

Yes that's what they all say......I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!! *Sighs* When I was small, my big brother put me in a headlock and shoved my faice in the grass. "Watch it die, twerp!!!" He walks off mumbling something about me being 11 and how immature he never was when he was my age or something like that. He told me to stay there or I'd die. Sooner or later my mom came outside and asked "What are you doing??" "Mister I'm All That put me in a headlock and told me to watch the grass die." She shakes her head and pulls me up. She told all her friends what I did and her friends told their friends and so on. So now when I come around people they say, "Gonna go home and watch grass die?" I give them a look and walk off. But that name means a lot to me now for some reason. I don't know why.........

My family and.....things......evil things. ^.^

Since I'm new and stuff...I'd thought I'd tell you a little about my family. 1.sockpuppet! My favorite color is purple. I love to read books and be with my family. I like to sing to (some of daughter's music) and my music.2.Daddy-o! My husband...=D. He likes soccer. Shocking isn't it? His favorite color is maroon-ish. His favorite food is a biscut with shrimp sauce 2 doses of butter and mozzerela cheeeeze. (He's weird like that but I married him so.....) He likes T.V and video games. 3.Son-monster! My son =D. He likes being with Daddy-o the most and likes playing online games. Actually all viedo games in general. He likes to come to me and tug on my jeans and hug my legs. He expects a ride on them. At night,I gather up Son-monster and Sweetie-pie,and I read them a story. 4.Sweetie-pie! My daughter =D. She is sooooo sweet! She helps me clean up and wash dishes and help take care of the Cat-tasic Crew. She's like a little minature me!! Every time I look like I need help, when I don't, she says "Momma....would you like some help?" I look down at her form what I'm doing and pick her up and say, "Sweetie-pie, I.....could use a little company..." Sweetie-pie grabs her special apron (that she made herself) and grabs a sponge or the kitty litter bag or whatever I'm doing.5.The Cat-tasic Crew! Our cats =D. Lemme tell ya.... These are the 3 wierdest cats you'll ever see. They like to drink rain water that's in dirt....They fight for the food bowl and push it away. They freak out when we open the door and start to poor them food. Anyway, they're all tabbies (tabbys whatever) and one of the girls gave birth to the cutest kittens ever! That was like......a few days after Christmas. But, of course, we had to give them away. But we gave them to my friend, Indian Chiefy, who loves cats anyway, so that's good. Hope you like this post about my family!

Welcome to sockpuppet's World

Hi! I'm sockpuppet, and this is my blog! Prepare for evil things to happen.......<.<......>.>